40 REASONS WHY I HATE BEING FAT!
1. HATE THE WAY I LOOK
2. HATE THE WAY I FEEL
3. HATE THE WAY PEOPLE LOOK AT ME
4. HATE THAT MY CLOTHES ARE TIGHT
5. HATE THAT I’M TIRED ALL THE TIME
6. HATE THAT I EAT TOO MUCH
7. HATE THAT I EAT THE WRONG FOODS
8. HATE THAT I DON’T FEEL LIKE EXERCISING OR EATING RIGHT
9. HATE THAT IT’S HARD TO TIE MY SHOES I GET WINDED
10. HATE TO HAVE TO BEND DOWN AND PICK ANYTHING UP OFF THE GROUND
11. HATE WHEN ITS HARD TO GET MY BODY OUT OF BED GET WINDED
12. HATE THAT ITS HARD TO WIPE MY BUTT
13. HATE THAT MY HIPS AND ANKLES HURT WHEN I DO WALK
14. HATE HAVING TROUBLE SNORING OR SLEEP APNEA
15. HATE HAVING A BIG BELLY
16. HATE HAVING A DOUBLE CHIN
17. HATE THAT I FEEL UGLY
18. HATE THAT WOMEN AREN’T INTERESTED IN ME OR GOING OUT
19. HATE IT THAT I GET CHAFFING WHEN I WALK
20. HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN FAT A LOT OF MY LIFE
21. HATE BEING OVER 270 LBS
22. HATE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE BREASTS
23. HATE THAT I CAN’T TAKE A DECENT PICTURE THAT I WOULD WANT TO SHARE
24. HATE BEING CALLED FAT OR OBESE
25. HATE BEING WEIGHED AND SEEING THAT MY WEIGHT HAS GONE UP, WILL IT EVER GO DOWN!
26. HATE BEING ON PSYCHE MEDS THAT MAKE ME GAIN WEIGHT
27. HATE THAT I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL LEVELS
28. HATE THAT IT IS HARD TO GET OUT OF THE CAR
29. HATE THAT I FIT TIGHTLY AND NOT COMFORTABLY IN MY SEAT IN AN AIRPLANE
30. HATE WEARING CLOTHES WITH MORE THAN ONE X IN THEIR SIZE INSTEAD MY CLOTHES HAVE 2 OR 3 XXX’S!
31. HATE BEING CALLED A BIG GUY OR LARGE MAN
32. HATE HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS TO BE FAT AND ARE JUDGEMENTAL
33. HATE THAT I CRAVE WHATS BAD FOR ME
34. HATE THAT ME AND MY SIBLINGS HAVE ALL GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT AS ADULTS
35. HATE THAT I ONCE RAN A MARATHON AND NOW WONDER IF I EVER COULD AGAIN
36. HATE THAT MOST OF MY HOBBIES INVOLVE SITTING DOWN AND NOT GETTING UP ENOUGH
37. HATE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I’M A PREGNANT MAN!
38. HATE THAT PEOPLE INCLUDING FAMILY GET ON MY CASE ABOUT MY WEIGHT OR EXERCISING
39. HATE TO SWIM AND SHOW OFF MY FIGURE
40. HATE THAT I’M ONLY 35 AND I FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN ALREADY WITH OLD MAN ILLNESSES
I laughed so hard when I saw this: "9 months pregnant with FOOD!", LOL. That's a wonderful bicycle bonding time with your dad. What’s better about it is that you were able to exercise at the same time. But cycling alone won't help you lose weight faster, JD. You should try something else too. A diet, maybe.
ReplyDeleteBettie Comerford