MY PROFILE

MY PROFILE
In 2010 : 9 months pregnant with FOOD!

BEFORE FAT PICTURE

BEFORE FAT PICTURE
2010: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE FAT NOW

Thursday, April 22, 2010

40 Reasons why I hate being fat!

40 REASONS WHY I HATE BEING FAT!

1. HATE THE WAY I LOOK

2. HATE THE WAY I FEEL

3. HATE THE WAY PEOPLE LOOK AT ME

4. HATE THAT MY CLOTHES ARE TIGHT

5. HATE THAT I’M TIRED ALL THE TIME

6. HATE THAT I EAT TOO MUCH

7. HATE THAT I EAT THE WRONG FOODS

8. HATE THAT I DON’T FEEL LIKE EXERCISING OR EATING RIGHT

9. HATE THAT IT’S HARD TO TIE MY SHOES I GET WINDED

10. HATE TO HAVE TO BEND DOWN AND PICK ANYTHING UP OFF THE GROUND

11. HATE WHEN ITS HARD TO GET MY BODY OUT OF BED GET WINDED

12. HATE THAT ITS HARD TO WIPE MY BUTT

13. HATE THAT MY HIPS AND ANKLES HURT WHEN I DO WALK

14. HATE HAVING TROUBLE SNORING OR SLEEP APNEA

15. HATE HAVING A BIG BELLY

16. HATE HAVING A DOUBLE CHIN

17. HATE THAT I FEEL UGLY

18. HATE THAT WOMEN AREN’T INTERESTED IN ME OR GOING OUT

19. HATE IT THAT I GET CHAFFING WHEN I WALK

20. HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN FAT A LOT OF MY LIFE

21. HATE BEING OVER 270 LBS

22. HATE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE BREASTS

23. HATE THAT I CAN’T TAKE A DECENT PICTURE THAT I WOULD WANT TO SHARE

24. HATE BEING CALLED FAT OR OBESE

25. HATE BEING WEIGHED AND SEEING THAT MY WEIGHT HAS GONE UP, WILL IT EVER GO DOWN!

26. HATE BEING ON PSYCHE MEDS THAT MAKE ME GAIN WEIGHT

27. HATE THAT I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL LEVELS

28. HATE THAT IT IS HARD TO GET OUT OF THE CAR

29. HATE THAT I FIT TIGHTLY AND NOT COMFORTABLY IN MY SEAT IN AN AIRPLANE

30. HATE WEARING CLOTHES WITH MORE THAN ONE X IN THEIR SIZE INSTEAD MY CLOTHES HAVE 2 OR 3 XXX’S!

31. HATE BEING CALLED A BIG GUY OR LARGE MAN

32. HATE HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS TO BE FAT AND ARE JUDGEMENTAL

33. HATE THAT I CRAVE WHATS BAD FOR ME

34. HATE THAT ME AND MY SIBLINGS HAVE ALL GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT AS ADULTS

35. HATE THAT I ONCE RAN A MARATHON AND NOW WONDER IF I EVER COULD AGAIN

36. HATE THAT MOST OF MY HOBBIES INVOLVE SITTING DOWN AND NOT GETTING UP ENOUGH

37. HATE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I’M A PREGNANT MAN!

38. HATE THAT PEOPLE INCLUDING FAMILY GET ON MY CASE ABOUT MY WEIGHT OR EXERCISING

39. HATE TO SWIM AND SHOW OFF MY FIGURE

40. HATE THAT I’M ONLY 35 AND I FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN ALREADY WITH OLD MAN ILLNESSES

1 comment:

  1. I laughed so hard when I saw this: "9 months pregnant with FOOD!", LOL. That's a wonderful bicycle bonding time with your dad. What’s better about it is that you were able to exercise at the same time. But cycling alone won't help you lose weight faster, JD. You should try something else too. A diet, maybe.

    Bettie Comerford

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